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Teaching the Teacher

September 19, 2010

I had Floweer and Carol (heretofore referred to as “Teech” – because she’s a teacher and now she has two e’s in her name, just like Floweer!) over for a beading class. Our project today was The Fringe Bracelet…

Watermelon Fringe Bracelet

I probably set a lofty goal for two women new to the beading world. But hey, how’s a person going to learn if they’re not pushed to the edge?

Also, I made them drink sparkling cucumber water. I wanted to see how much they could take.

They could take much.

Very much.

Lots of much.

Yes. I talk this way.

Speaking of talking this way, I came up with another great idea for Floweer’s garden center. You see, the garden center is not open during pumpkin season or the Christmas season. I think there’s too much pumpkin and wreath competition. So I told Floweer a great way they could stay open and make lots of money…

porn.

People will pay big money for porn. Not computer porn. Sometimes a person just doesn’t want certain things on their computer. And sometimes you can ruin your laptop with stains.

Oh dear. Let’s get pretty for a second.

Jewel Toned Fringe Bracelet

Much better.

I even coined the name “Pumpkins and Porn!” for her. That way, they can stay open so I can buy my pumpkins from them. Unfortunately I’ll have to shop amongst the porn crowd.

Genius, no?

What would she do without me?

I know what she wouldn’t do without me, she wouldn’t do this:

Fall Fringe Bracelet

There are earrings, too!

And the sparkling cucumber water? It’s awesome!

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Floweer permalink
    September 20, 2010 7:03 am

    Woo Hoo! So much fun – right Teech? Can’t wait for class number 2 or is it 3?

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