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Apple Tree Pot Kettle Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off

November 24, 2010

You guys, my mom called me today and she was worried that she was maybe sick because she had such terrible bags under her eyes.

Me, being her loving daughter said, “You’ve had bags under your eyes for a long time but now that you got your eyeball surgery, you can finally see them!”

Apple.

Tree.

Karma is a beeyotch who’s gonna make sure you know you’re 82.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. November 25, 2010 9:34 am

    Oh! Be still my heart! That was the funniest thing!

  2. November 25, 2010 9:39 am

    Thanks for the laugh! That is priceless.

    Happy Thanksgiving.

  3. Laurelie permalink
    November 25, 2010 9:58 am

    HAHAHAHA. Did she hang up on you after that?

  4. Floweer permalink
    November 25, 2010 10:58 am

    WOW – you made me laugh out loud. Thanks. We will totally catch up – next week. I am chanting “get thru this day with minimal damage – get thru this day with minimal damage”. Enjoy your family. 🙂

  5. November 25, 2010 12:12 pm

    Ha! Your mom is due for a lot of unpleasant surprises in her mirror, now. Wrinkles, grey hair, jowls … yep … and I must say, bags under the eyes is something I’ve not yet had to face. Thanks for the reminder of one more thing to look forward to about getting older.

  6. November 25, 2010 9:56 pm

    My mom had the eyes done and still wears glasses every day to hide the bags under her eyes! Happy Thanksgiving, Kathy!

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