Things you should know about me so that your life will be complete:
…I’m a wife and a pretty good mother of two boys, 17 and 20 years old. My husband is called The Big Nugget (rhymes with souffle) in my blog. The boys are Thing 1 and Thing 2.
…We live in Bloomington – a suburb of Minneapolis. Home to the Mall of America – where all your capitalist needs can be met. And needs to spin in circles until you throw up. Followed by a pedicure and massage.
…I make jewelry and then have the audacity to sell it on-line.
…I’ve got a dog. Sometimes I wish I didn’t.
…I’ve got two cats. Mostly I’m glad I do.
…I’m 50 years old and 30 pounds overweight but people who see me in 3D say I don’t look 50 years old or 30 pounds overweight. But they never clarify that so I’m wondering if they think I look older and/or fatter.
…Update: I’m 51 years old and 30 pounds overweight. Lost 20 pounds of weight to breast cancer. Thank you breast cancer. However, I’d like to lose the remaining 30 pounds via more traditional weight-loss methods. Thank you.
…I started blogging on October 31, 2000 over at Diaryland. I’ve moved many times since and wiped out most of my older blogs and entries where blogs still exist.
…I say things I shouldn’t.
…I write things I shouldn’t.
…I offend people. Mostly I don’t mean to.